Help a Rock hit my on the head and nowive gotta eat

oh wow, its the womens time and wow, am i eating like abig pig, they say that at the time you crave sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet things, wow give me food, jam, jelly, fruit, CHOCOLATE nd more sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet things, help a rock has hit my head and now I want to eat and eat more sweeeeeeeet things, ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.